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Statistically Speaking, Six out of Seven Dwarves Are Not Happy (startrek.website)

submitted 3 weeks ago by IcedRaktajino@startrek.website to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] nulluser@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

True, unless that xor wasn't a typo, in which case ~~all seven of them aren't those things.~~

No, wait, I got that backwards. It would still be 4 ~~(ignoring the fact that an xor can't have three inputs, anyway)~~. (Fuck it. It's been too long since I've needed to know this shit. I need another beer.)

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

No worries. Even as I hit the submit button, I knew there was a good chance that I had it completely wrong but I took the chance.