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... Unless you are planning on hybridizing an owl and a human, in pursuit of growing your own GMO Waifu...
I think we can safely assume the scope of the context is 'a human being'.
Jokes on you, artist "GeGeGek" nearly perfected that already.
Well shit.
... ahem.
Ain't that a hoot.
Hahahahaha, take my upvote!
You're not?
No, unfortunately I lack the requisite knowledge expertise and mad scientist lair level of funding, and I also possess a moral compass.
I wonder which of those issues is the biggest obstacle.
For me, the last one.
You coukd give me the other two and I'd rather try to cure cancer or something like that.
Of course, I guessed that. As with many lemmings, I assumed you had a strong moral compass - respect!
It would have been funnier if you had answered one of the others, though.
Lets say we're attempting to ... space station 13 style, genetically modify an open fascist.
Like Sydney Sweeney.
... Now, now my moral compass may require another reading.
The word was, "biology", not, "human biology".