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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] Angelevo@feddit.nl 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just so you know; there is a better option in between.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Kick the son of a bitch square in the nuts?

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 points 3 weeks ago

I’m already born, so it’s not like he needs them to work anymore.

[–] Angelevo@feddit.nl 1 points 3 weeks ago

What did your grandmother ever do to deserve being called a bitch though?