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[–] Klear@quokk.au 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I'M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

milkshakes are like 10$'s now

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i met a dog last week that showed me how to die

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

*comes back to woman with the French crown jewels, a milkshake, and a suspiciously living dog*

[–] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

*pumpiserlou starts playing*