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It was colder than the Devil’s heart, raining ice pitchforks as if the Heavens were ready to fall. (infosec.pub)
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[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't get it

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

There's a meme about men choosing one of three aesthetics; noir detective, military historian, or something else I forget the third stereotype. For the men pretending they're in a dime store 1920s pulp crime thriller novel during a mundane day this is the perfect setting for a melodramatic ending, that often took place at train, bus, or air ports.

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I still don't get it

[–] the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

A meme. "Men will turn 13 and base their entire personality on one of these 4" then, a series of four images. First, of Crusaders, second Greek philosophers, third, four characters including giga Chad, Patric Bateman, and the guy from Peaky Blinders, and four, military imagery.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

4 shades of gay?

[–] the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Now you're getting it!

[–] ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can confirm, bottom right checking in

[–] the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You chose ... poorly.

[–] ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Not to divulge my whole life story but it was definitely a good decision for me. Gave me a direction in life and all that.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Is the direction FRONT TOWARD ENEMY?

[–] the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

I'm just kidding around. You seem like a decent person, and I hope you weren't offended.

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 2 points 3 weeks ago

I believe the third one is Thunderbird character

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Which noir has the detective bleed out in train station?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you seen Blade Runner 2049?

[–] Rezoie@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

The last scene where he just lays on the staircase is crazy lol