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[–] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Easy. You take one of those paper towels and keep it between you and the handle to open the door. Then you hold the door open with your foot while you try to toss the paper towel.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, bacteria take about a second or so to go through that if there is any moisture