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Just use the paper towel you used to dry your hands to open the door
This is an additional reason I hate places that use air driers instead of paper towels
after you've peed on your hands, open the door, then quickly wash your hands and run out. the wind will dry your hands.
Why the unnecessary steps? Just pee on the door handle.
this is why i usually pee on my friends hands. then they have to open the door
Me waiting someone to come in, so i can get out.
I’ve noticed a lot of places now have a trash can conveniently located by the door for this.
I'm that asshole who leaves paper towels by the door until they get the hint.
Just move the bin yourself. They’ll get the hint without extra work.
Some (most) are mounted into the wall though.
Eww then ya gotta touch the bin
And some places are smart and put a garbage can by the door, for the reason.
If the trash is not close enough to the door, that paper towel goes on the floor. I know it's a bit rude, but every public restroom should have it close enough to do this.
I've settled into a routine of pulling the door open with the paper towel, flinging the paper towel into the nearest trashcan, and darting out quick enough without having to keep the door open with my foot or anything. Not necessary, but fun
This is the way