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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Husband: Go ahead and dial you'll be tried as an accomplice.

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also, do you really want to fuck with a murderer?

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My spouse wouldn't be scared in the slightest. No fucks given if they get out of doing dishes.

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean yeah, dishes are the actual worst.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

No, taking out the trash is worse for me

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