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submitted 2 days ago by Deceptichum@quokk.au to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Are people also using eggplants improperly? And, you're proud to never have said thank you?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I don't use eggplant as a euphemism for penis. I just say penis.

I don't grovel like a simp. I say thank you and please like an adult, because I am an adult.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

You sound like a child who is so desperate to sound like an adult that they obsess over meaningless things like using the correct emojis.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

🤡 🖕

this means I'm sorry if it is clear enough.