this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2025
817 points (99.2% liked)
Science Memes
17306 readers
1580 users here now
Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!
A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.
Rules
- Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
- Keep it rooted (on topic).
- No spam.
- Infographics welcome, get schooled.
This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
Research Committee
Other Mander Communities
Science and Research
Biology and Life Sciences
- !abiogenesis@mander.xyz
- !animal-behavior@mander.xyz
- !anthropology@mander.xyz
- !arachnology@mander.xyz
- !balconygardening@slrpnk.net
- !biodiversity@mander.xyz
- !biology@mander.xyz
- !biophysics@mander.xyz
- !botany@mander.xyz
- !ecology@mander.xyz
- !entomology@mander.xyz
- !fermentation@mander.xyz
- !herpetology@mander.xyz
- !houseplants@mander.xyz
- !medicine@mander.xyz
- !microscopy@mander.xyz
- !mycology@mander.xyz
- !nudibranchs@mander.xyz
- !nutrition@mander.xyz
- !palaeoecology@mander.xyz
- !palaeontology@mander.xyz
- !photosynthesis@mander.xyz
- !plantid@mander.xyz
- !plants@mander.xyz
- !reptiles and amphibians@mander.xyz
Physical Sciences
- !astronomy@mander.xyz
- !chemistry@mander.xyz
- !earthscience@mander.xyz
- !geography@mander.xyz
- !geospatial@mander.xyz
- !nuclear@mander.xyz
- !physics@mander.xyz
- !quantum-computing@mander.xyz
- !spectroscopy@mander.xyz
Humanities and Social Sciences
Practical and Applied Sciences
- !exercise-and sports-science@mander.xyz
- !gardening@mander.xyz
- !self sufficiency@mander.xyz
- !soilscience@slrpnk.net
- !terrariums@mander.xyz
- !timelapse@mander.xyz
Memes
Miscellaneous
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
If i was a multi Billionaire i would dedicate my vast wealth to building an Institute that breeds only the most intelligent octopi with each other.
They don't live so long, so generations go by fast. I bet we could speedrun evolution if we just put our money where our tentacles are.
Found the cephalopod.
I know that you mean well, but that is an extremely 'Evil Billionaire' thing to do
Perhaps, but one must consider BogeyTheSwear’s Cephalopod:
or they turn on their creators when they learn the truth, starting a multi-thousands year long blood fued where they're so dedicated to wiping out their "creators" they strip themselves of all humanity/life just so they can continue the hunt
Ahahaha c’mon, what would the odds of that be..?
Anyway, I hope you’re ready to fund the Cephalopod Enrichment Programme because no other choice is permissible.
Bogey's basilisk?
Cephalopod. More legs, totally different really.
Bogey's basilisk?
Edit: Stupid Jerboa, I thought it failed the first time.
Their main issue is being antisocial jerks, they don't co-operate so they can't share knowledge and the females die careing for the eggs (which again they might not if they worked together) so they can't pass anything onto their young either. The jerk part is they also eat eachother sometimes.
If you want to read a book about super intelligent cephalopods Children of Ruin the second book of the Children of Time book is interesting.
Higher intelligence is a cost in evolution, so it doesn't keep unless neccessary for survival.
So we just make it really dangerous to be dumb.