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Okay, so, trolley problem.
Theres a couple dozen men hooked up to a dick sucking machine that also causes severe mental illness. But every time they activate the machine a timer ticks up and when it gets high enough all life ends. They're just slapping that button. We're like 200 dick duckings from that number.
You're not allowed to ask them to stop, or they will send masked mem with guns to murder you. You do have a gun. If you try to build a non-apocalyptic dick-sucking machine they also kill you.
So are you a murderer, or do you want to kill yourself so a rich asshole can get his dick sucked to end all life?