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[orange, looking weary, while pink looks on] Mate… Why would you say you're hetero, the person you're dating used to be a dude, that makes you gay

[green, holding hands with pinkblue] The person you're dating used to be a kid, so… you're a pedophile?

[orange looks pissed]

[green shrugs smugly]

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[–] Wren@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Conservisplanation

It is a God given fact that:

Penis = man

Vagina = woman

*Intersex = not part of the data

∴ more penis = more man

Meaning some men are more woman than trans women, so it's epistemologically easier to ban the heretical practice of making a conservative think.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

More penis = more man.

Holy shit. If the slippery slope goes further and slipperier and slopier, could we start getting 2 or 3 working dicks grafted onto us? Why am I over here with only 1 dick like a chump?

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

It goes by percentage of body volume. To save money simply chop off your leg to become 4-12% more penis.