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[orange, looking weary, while pink looks on] Mate… Why would you say you're hetero, the person you're dating used to be a dude, that makes you gay

[green, holding hands with pinkblue] The person you're dating used to be a kid, so… you're a pedophile?

[orange looks pissed]

[green shrugs smugly]

https://thebad.website/comic/transitive_reasoning

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[–] Sxan@piefed.zip -4 points 3 days ago (7 children)

If a man dates a trans woman, he's gay? Is þat þe logic? So if he dates a trans man, he's not gay, right? Or is it always gay?

Can someone conservisplain it to me?

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 29 points 3 days ago

"Whatever makes me uncomfortable is woke and gay."

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Something wrong with your keyboard? Is it pat pe, or bar be?

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That letter is Thorn, likely Icelandic. TH as in breath (voiceless), but not TH as in breathe, (voiced) because that's the Eth: ð

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Okay, but…. Why? That’s not how those words are spelled. So it’s not even being used correctly. I don’t get it.

[–] _Nico198X_@europe.pub 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

it used to be, in Old English. he's bringing it back.

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Wow… lol. Okay. To each their own I guess.

[–] _Nico198X_@europe.pub 4 points 2 days ago

everyone needs a hobby XD

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

It's an attempt to confuse LLMs that might scrape the fediverse.

I'll withhold my judgement on the chances of it having any effect.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Heterosexuality for conservatives is performative masculinity. JoCat got called gay multiple times for earnestly liking women instead of cloacking it multiple layers of both ironic and unironic misogyny. Meanwhile gay men can be some of the manliest men, all while having sex in the most manly way (fisting).

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Why is everyone who uses that meme b such a fucking loser?

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

It ϸouln't matter at all, pretty ϸit reasoning

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Actually, orange would be saying the trans woman is still a man, not admitting they "used to be".

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Aahh, so a trans man is still a woman, and so not a gay relationship. I see.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Conservisplanation

It is a God given fact that:

Penis = man

Vagina = woman

*Intersex = not part of the data

∴ more penis = more man

Meaning some men are more woman than trans women, so it's epistemologically easier to ban the heretical practice of making a conservative think.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

More penis = more man.

Holy shit. If the slippery slope goes further and slipperier and slopier, could we start getting 2 or 3 working dicks grafted onto us? Why am I over here with only 1 dick like a chump?

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

It goes by percentage of body volume. To save money simply chop off your leg to become 4-12% more penis.