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  • 1 why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole
  • 2 whats so fun about shaving your butthole
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[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've actually thought about this before - more people should shave/trim their butt hair (at least the hair around your hole). It just makes the whole experience better. And then ideally get a bidet.

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You have no idea how dense it is down there. We do not go down there.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Not without men with machetes.

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Not since the incident.