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I can undress, shower, dry and dress in less than 10. WHAT ARE YOU DOING (infosec.pub)
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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The 3 S

Shit

Shower

Shave

[–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 days ago (4 children)

You're shitting in the shower?

[–] _AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

better to shit in the shower than to shower in the shit

[–] lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I’m so sorry to do this to you internet, but if I have to know this exists, then so must you too

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wafflestomping

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I will be strong and not click the link

[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It is when you push feces down the shower drain with your foot. Called a wafflestomp.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

or if its removable drain cover, its basically a toilet.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So named because the poo poo, being extruded through the drain, should resemble something like a waffle, if you do it correctly.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

more like the meat grinder strainer.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

That's barbaric.

Sophisticated people shit in their hand and toss the turd into the toilet.

[–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

I guess I aware that it was possible, I just didn't think people actually did it, unless they had an in-shower accident or something.

[–] unfnknblvbl@kbin.earth 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

you shit in the shower?

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Drink a beer in the shower and you are heralded as an innovator.

Take a shit in the shower and you are lambasted as a monster.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

Neutralize by doing both.