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i have questions about this butthole shaving (infosec.pub)
submitted 4 days ago by ChadMcTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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  • 1 why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole
  • 2 whats so fun about shaving your butthole
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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

No one thinks about the stubble though. One you shave it you gotta commit.

Imagine wiping peanut butter out of shag carpet vs astroturf.

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

I think if you tried it you'd find out that you're wrong. The stubble is not a major issue ... is what you might realize.

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think the Sam Vimes theory of socioeconomic unfairness can be applied here. If you can afford the electrolysis you never have to shave again and save on TP forever

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Believe me, the cost of electrolysis is NOT the money. Keep that torture device away from my nethers, tyvm.