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i have questions about this butthole shaving (infosec.pub)
submitted 4 days ago by ChadMcTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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  • 1 why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole
  • 2 whats so fun about shaving your butthole
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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Now imagine just leaving it alone like nature intended.

[–] fan0m@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well then you can have all of my dingleberries. I don’t want them

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

No dingleberries if you're shaven...

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Exactly! Just like we do with preventable illnesses and poor eyesight.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I didn't say it was a good idea. I just said imagine it.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Let it drip-dry then pick off the larger chunks with your fingernails

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

It's like cast iron. At some point you build up a nice protective seasoning. You're gonna wanna keep that.

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

My dogs love peanut butter!