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  • 1 why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole
  • 2 whats so fun about shaving your butthole
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[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Just don't pass gas.

Remember kids, if you want to light a fart, do it through your pants.

I knew a guy who did not. He had burns inside his large intestine.

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It helps if you don't stick the lighter up your ass

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Do you have a backflow regulator on your asshole? My friend didn't.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Obviously. Your friend must be an older model. They come standard now.