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A lighter will make quick work of it too
Just don't pass gas.
Remember kids, if you want to light a fart, do it through your pants.
I knew a guy who did not. He had burns inside his large intestine.
It helps if you don't stick the lighter up your ass
Do you have a backflow regulator on your asshole? My friend didn't.
Obviously. Your friend must be an older model. They come standard now.
That's the entire reason for lighting farts on fire.
Sand paper too.
Thermonuclear weapons will also get the job done. Or Nair.
Workplace bathrooms never allow you to choose the appropriate grit though, unfortunate.
Tim is always hogging the fine stuff to jerk off with