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  • 1 why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole
  • 2 whats so fun about shaving your butthole
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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 129 points 4 days ago (4 children)

why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole

Imagine wiping peanut butter off of a tile floor vs. wiping it out of a shag carpet.

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 50 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Now imagine pressure washing it.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Now imagine just leaving it alone like nature intended.

[–] fan0m@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well then you can have all of my dingleberries. I don’t want them

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

No dingleberries if you're shaven...

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Exactly! Just like we do with preventable illnesses and poor eyesight.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I didn't say it was a good idea. I just said imagine it.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Let it drip-dry then pick off the larger chunks with your fingernails

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

It's like cast iron. At some point you build up a nice protective seasoning. You're gonna wanna keep that.

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

My dogs love peanut butter!

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's a whole 'nother section of the internet. 😶‍🌫️

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

No one thinks about the stubble though. One you shave it you gotta commit.

Imagine wiping peanut butter out of shag carpet vs astroturf.

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

I think if you tried it you'd find out that you're wrong. The stubble is not a major issue ... is what you might realize.

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think the Sam Vimes theory of socioeconomic unfairness can be applied here. If you can afford the electrolysis you never have to shave again and save on TP forever

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Believe me, the cost of electrolysis is NOT the money. Keep that torture device away from my nethers, tyvm.

[–] ChadMcTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

is shag carpet rated toilet paper more expensive

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 22 points 4 days ago

No, but you sure need more of it.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"Oh yeah, baby!"

🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm learning that some have smooth assholes and not wrinkly ones like I do

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 2 points 2 days ago

mine is like a latex balloon, it makes windshield wiper noises during sex