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‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies (www.cnn.com)

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“He did it. He threw the sandwich.”

That’s how the defense counsel for Sean Dunn, the man who threw a sub-style sandwich at a Border Patrol officer in Washington, DC, this summer began the federal trial against him Tuesday morning.

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[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

ICE agents prefer Grinder

[–] jaennaet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Haha being gay is bad amirite

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

It's not being gay, it's being a bunch of hypocrites about being gay that deserves the ridicule

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

No, every representation of human sexuality can be beautiful (with consent that is). Just wordplay with one of the multiple terms for sub, hero, blimp, torpedo and yes, grinder.