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‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies (www.cnn.com)

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“He did it. He threw the sandwich.”

That’s how the defense counsel for Sean Dunn, the man who threw a sub-style sandwich at a Border Patrol officer in Washington, DC, this summer began the federal trial against him Tuesday morning.

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[–] Cyberflunk@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

cunt got to testify about a fucking blt, and humans are being wholesale sold to prisons

fuck this cuntry. America is dead

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

No. Remember that they could not get this through a grand jury. The Grand Juries are practicing Nullification for these incidents because the public is sick of Trump and ICE. They had to go with a lesser charge for it ... and this one stupid case will likely end this prosecutors career.