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‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies (www.cnn.com)

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“He did it. He threw the sandwich.”

That’s how the defense counsel for Sean Dunn, the man who threw a sub-style sandwich at a Border Patrol officer in Washington, DC, this summer began the federal trial against him Tuesday morning.

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago (5 children)

Yeah, off topic, but it really seems like the court system has adapted over time to disincentivize the lower class from serving on juries.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

But you can’t opt out, you legally must serve.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

True, but there are ways to get out pretty easily.

[–] RaoulDuke85@fedia.io 3 points 9 hours ago

Just say you hate cops, which is probably true anyway.

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