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uncontrollable bean rage (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by businessfish@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/vegancirclejerk@lemmy.ml

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i HATE beans so much that i fly into a rage whenever the mere thought of beans enters my brain. i get so violent and out of control that i immediately kill and consume the nearest animal (not dogs you DUMB VEGANS) in a sort of fugue state. obviously i am very compassionate as i do this and use every part of the animal (this makes the animal happy)

this whole condition is agitated - obviously - by vegans existing and telling me to stop killing animals. aita?

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[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Bean beans the magical fruit, the less you eat the more you slaughter innocent, yet surprisingly delicious and shockingly sapient animals.