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I guess now we finally know why Babbage never finished building the Analytical Engine.

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[–] Deebster@programming.dev 112 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

That's a good point, but a few decades of talking to clients has led to a number of conversations like this where they want it to "just work", even if they've input the wrong information.

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 50 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Clients? Shit happens in my house.

"My monitor keeps turning off."

"Ok next time it happens ill look at it and see if i can figure out what is going on."

"Cant you just fix it?"

"Fix what? I dont know whats wrong yet."

"Just fix the monitor."

[–] socsa@piefed.social 21 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Legitimately, about 1/3 of the time my mere presence seems to magically fix the issue.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

i really should have gone into IT because electronics spontaneously break around me

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

There was a thread on Reddit where people likewise noted that having another person try problematic software solved the issue. So one commenter regaled how a dude sidestepped the whole rigmarole by saying to his colleague “look, this thing's broken again”, and then before the other guy could step in, he clicked the thing himself, and it worked.

[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

Same, I keep track of magic on a white board in my office

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I've started defaulting to just saying "yes" with my family and pretending to fix it. I'm actually thankful for the laptop revolution, cause I can just say "it's fucked, buy a new one."

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Once you've got the new one, I'll take your old one and dispose of it appropriately...

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 11 hours ago

I have like a dozen old laptops with various flavors of Linux on them because of this. Can't give them away cause apparently Linux is a scary word in this part of the country.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 28 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 30 points 16 hours ago

One time my boss asked me to basically solve the Travelling salesman problem.

My first pass at ot was a simple grab closest neighbor solution, but that left a slightly unoptimal path and my boss asked me to "fix" it. I explained to him why, no, I can't make it both fast amd accurate, pick one, while also showing him that wikipedia page. I was so mad when he said just make it more accurate ignoring now it takes hours to run sometimes only to save 10 seconds of a machine moving.

[–] tomiant@programming.dev 0 points 17 hours ago

This is how I expect AI to work. I will silently think of a thing, and the AI must make it perfectly in one go. If it doesn't, I have just lacked in describing in detail what it should do. And that takes thousands of lines of code.