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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] meejle@lemmy.world 70 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I favour the "I just got a text message – oh no! My friend isn't meeting me in this direction after all! Time to roll my eyes and go and meet them in that other direction! My friend is such a silly goat!" performance.

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 16 points 14 hours ago

such a silly goat

Maurice Moss, is this you?

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 30 points 16 hours ago

I have not mastered that yet. Either I just turn and admit defeat or when I'm really watched I continue in the wrong direction until I'm out of sight and then take the scenic route to my destination