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Jury selection started on Monday for Sean C. Dunn, who was charged with misdemeanor assault after hitting a federal agent with a “sub-style sandwich.”

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[–] FabledAepitaph@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

America, the land of the free where... Let me check my notes... the police will imprison you over a sandwich.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

I'm getting word from the police that the sandwich possibly contained fentanyl. Several officers have already called in experiencing high instances of death and are asking for more long term disability paid leave to recover.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

To be fair the immense amount of ludicrously expensive military gear these traitors wear won’t protect them from the deliciousness of a well prepared sub-style sandwich.

I shudder to think what would have happened if he were armed with a Po Boy!