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Jury selection started on Monday for Sean C. Dunn, who was charged with misdemeanor assault after hitting a federal agent with a “sub-style sandwich.”

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Subway should really just hire this guy as the next spokesperson, he's already got a better reputation than the last guy charged with a crime.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Plot twist: Trump admin pardons and hires Jared instead

Hey, it's on-brand

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Oh shit you’re right. Sshhhhh! Don’t let them figure that out.