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By the time I get cancer, it's already going to be cured! That wasn't the plan though, time to start smoking.
There are funner ways to get throat cancer :wink: :wink:
I get the joke, but is it true?
Pretty much everything you do in life will have a down side, large or small. The trick is to remember that youre going to die no matter what, so just eat the fucking pussy!
can confirm, i eat pussy and chew bubble gum, and im all out of gum.
There is some validity to it. If I remember correctly it has to do with HPV but you'd need to independently verify.
Yep, HPV, but still worth it, just imagine how cool your epitaph will look
there has been a 100% effective HPV vaccine for decades.
Yes and you shoukd avoid it, because AFAIK that's the only way to die of eating pussy.