A Twitter post by Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz that reads Whenever I scold my cat, I use the royal we" so she doesn't feel so ashamed. “We don't eat that. We don't chew on electrical cords," I say. It's as if I, too, have a problem with eating wires or plastic I found on the floor and she and I are working on that problem together.

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[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

“Oh my love, I love you much * scoop * here are some kisses. Let’s not play with cords. Cords are not safe. Oh look here are some spring toys!” * plays with spring toys like they are my favorite thing *

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Spring toy! Do you also have the bird toy :3