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[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ask a topologist for a cup and they'll bring you a donut.

[–] QuantumTickle@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok, but who put them in charge of the menu?

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They just keep going behind the counter in the coffee shop, and handing out donuts, I have told them off several times.

[–] QuantumTickle@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I love it!

I know it's all a joke but after "is a hotdog a sandwich" the punchline doesn't feel new again just because it's new food.

[–] FishFace@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Only if they're an insufferable twat