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Entirely untrue. Any Doritos aficionado knows that sometimes you get a chip that’s like just covered in flavor dust and just a delight and like the yin and the yang some chips then must suffer and be paltry, a plain and bland corn tortilla chip that is not very good if it’s not slathered in a bath of msg.
All things come and go. Balance, the universe, chakras, etc.
(Also slathered in a bath is somewhat literal, they basically spray the flavoring on Doritos)
I had to amend my will because of this.
If my corpse doesn't get shoved into the crematorium slathered in dorito juice I'm gonna screech cosmic truths in the nightmares of my loved ones.