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One egg to rule them all, one egg to find them, One egg to bring them all and in the omelette bind them.
Are we sure the One Ring isn’t an everything bagel?
Shhh, Jobu Tupaki might hear you.
Fuck there's a good bagel shop just outside of bike range. I either need to get on shape or a second battery
Making the mother of all omlettes here, Jack. Can't fret over every egg!