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[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Meh. When they're a dark green they're incredibly sour. They need to be slightly yellowish, then they're amazing.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 6 points 22 hours ago

they're incredibly sour.

They are perfect.

[–] NaibofTabr 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Men ... They need to be slightly yellowish...

[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I like my men jaundiced.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

You can't spell jaundice without juice.

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You gotta take those lemons, and stuff them down somebodies throat until they see yella