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Entirely untrue. Any Doritos aficionado knows that sometimes you get a chip that’s like just covered in flavor dust and just a delight and like the yin and the yang some chips then must suffer and be paltry, a plain and bland corn tortilla chip that is not very good if it’s not slathered in a bath of msg.
All things come and go. Balance, the universe, chakras, etc.
(Also slathered in a bath is somewhat literal, they basically spray the flavoring on Doritos)
I've had bags that were entirely lacking in flavor dust. Not even at the bottom of the bag, someone else out there got the bulk of my flavor dust. That, or I got a bad run where they decided to cut costs by robbing me of my sodium fix.
I've learned to never trust Doritos or any particular brand of chip ever again.
I came here to say this, but don't believe I could have stated it quite so eloquently. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.
I had to amend my will because of this.
If my corpse doesn't get shoved into the crematorium slathered in dorito juice I'm gonna screech cosmic truths in the nightmares of my loved ones.
Iirc I've never tasted doritos, but all the similar chips have been shit at least.
Plain salted tortilla chips can be nice though, given you got some salsa. But that cancerous yellow dust that people seem to enjoy?