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I have never had a bad granny Smith apple.
I am now obligated to post https://applerankings.com/
Red Delicious are also consistent. They are always red and always taste like shit.
Mine's pretty refreshing, actually.
Got two Red Delicious and one Golden Delicious (looks like Granny Smith but is a bit softer) for the tartness.
Mmm.
Honey crisp apples are where it's at. Have never had a bad one
Honey crisp apples are amazing, I get the 4lb bag at Costco and they are gone in under a week.
Try cosmic crisp. It's a relatively new variety that was bred from the honey crisp
I absolutely have. They can be as mealy as the rest of them
Gravenstein on the other hand... they often get heart rot.
Meh. When they're a dark green they're incredibly sour. They need to be slightly yellowish, then they're amazing.
They are perfect.
I like my men jaundiced.
You can't spell jaundice without juice.
You gotta take those lemons, and stuff them down somebodies throat until they see yella
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They make me accidentally bite my cheek every time I eat one
I can literally only eat Topaz apples at this point. Any other type will just rot in my house until i throw it away. Best variety out there for people that like a lil sour.
Then you ain't eating them often.
I have, but it’s real hard. They’re almost always great.