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[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Kids these days with their 5% overclocks.

Back in my day we had 100% overclocks!

66 MILES PER HOUR!

[–] Pogbom@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You might have meant it as a joke but just in case someone else isn't aware, this button actually made your CPU slower 🤓

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Depends on the motherboard version. On later ones, the turbo actually worked to make your PC faster.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As far as I understand, it's purely marketing semantics.

The point of the 'Turbo' button is to slow the CPU down to provide compatibility with old software that was written with a fixed clockspeed, where the software would become unusably fast on newer CPUs.

Calling this a "slow" mode or "compatibility" mode wasn't very marketing-sexy however, so manufacturers just flipped it around and called the normal speed 'Turbo'.

With later systems, developers all became aware that varying CPU frequencies were a thing, and started to base their software timings on the realtime clock instead.

So in later systems there was no longer any need to have the CPU run at anything other than its maximum (normal) speed - and the turbo button simply went away.

[–] tomiant@programming.dev 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

...we had finally achieved permanent turbo.

[–] a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tomiant@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

"We called it Purbo. It didn't catch on."

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You might have meant it as a joke

Yeah, I didn't think anyone would get the joke if I posted a picture of a 486DX with the J20 jumper set. You have to be a greybeard to remember that.

[–] tomiant@programming.dev 2 points 13 hours ago

A 486DX with the J20 jumper set! HAH!

[–] Evoliddaw@lemmy.ca 2 points 18 hours ago

My first thought was "hey I'm not a greybeard"

I am. I am a greybeard.

[–] mrmanager@lemmy.today 3 points 21 hours ago

This brings out nostalgia...