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Xi Happily Drops All Tariffs After Trump Shows Him How To Use Chopsticks To Become A Walrus (babylonbee.com)
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"Let this be the beginning of a strong and fruitful relationship." At publishing time, Xi had reportedly returned the favor by agreeing to print all of Trump's Truth Social posts on little slips of paper placed inside of fortune cookies.

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[–] zabadoh@ani.social 7 points 2 days ago

Note: Trump is not wearing chopsticks in the picture.