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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 31 points 2 days ago (8 children)
[–] FishFace@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

All the time? Or only some of the time?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You've just doxxed yourself -- the light switch design suggests that you live in the western hemisphere somewhere. And only the Dutch have wooden belt buckles.

Plus I've seen that exact door and towel rack combo: your coordinates are Latitude 500, Longitude 36.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ha! That isn't actually wood! It's a decal and the buckle is magnetic!

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

classic Dutch denial strategy

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

You can hear his klompen all the way from here

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was expecting more fur given your profile banner but OK

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

This was taken in the summer when I shave to stay cool and also doesn't show my ass.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Fantastic shot. You look fabulous.

No homo? I guess. I'm also in my 40s. Hello.

[–] malware@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

I'm 24 and I look like that 🚬😔🥀

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you brave soul. If i posted myself (im 35) id get downvoted to oblivion.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Well apparently, I'm hot. 🤷‍♂️

I've been DMd 17 times since posting this and they're all like "hey boy, what that peepee do?" and I'm just like "I dunno. It pees? It's small. Leave me alone."

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

yassss! me on the other hand look like shrek and quasimodo combied together.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So only half-hot. (Shrek is mad desirable rn)

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

lol. id say my most detrimental features is my strabismus (mistakenly called lazy eye) and my weight i guess. but the weight is my own fault from stress eating a few years ago and having trouble loosing it (360lbs)