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Microsoft development strategy (infosec.pub)
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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 42 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Meanwhile that little block at the bottom is still doing its best to keep it all together. For now.

[–] zaknenou@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

could it be the foss and publicly fund research and training I wonder

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Nah it's probably cloud computing and the blockchain.

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

DNS?

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

ImageMagik is referenced in the alt text of the original comic Dependency — mobile version

[–] zaknenou@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago

The only thing even FFMPEG can't attack.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 1 points 5 months ago

In spirit of the one in Ten Thousand that may not know where OP and this reference comes from:

Dependency

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

MS can't force that one to use AI on development. But they can force almost everybody up.