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Escaping the simulation (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 days ago by radiouser@crazypeople.online to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does ripping the tag off of a mattress work too?

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Once you remove the tag the ancient protection seal is broken. Without it the monster that lives under your bed is now allowed on your bed. The monster doesn't eat you or anything. The monster likes to warm it's cold feet on your back and steal all the covers, so it's a terrible sleeping partner.