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[โ€“] Crapattf2@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

3 -6 months - Vance and wife split, She loves him very much but won't convert. we're both committed to caring for their children who you won't see much of again

6 months to a year , Vance and the grieving mrs kirk are supporting each other through these difficult times.

by end of year two they are married.

will be sped up if trumps health takes a turn, bonus points if the current mrs vance dies within 4 years

[โ€“] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago

By split you mean she gets deported to Africa or disappeared?