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[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 26 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I give it 2 years before they're together.

[–] Crapattf2@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

3 -6 months - Vance and wife split, She loves him very much but won't convert. we're both committed to caring for their children who you won't see much of again

6 months to a year , Vance and the grieving mrs kirk are supporting each other through these difficult times.

by end of year two they are married.

will be sped up if trumps health takes a turn, bonus points if the current mrs vance dies within 4 years

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago

By split you mean she gets deported to Africa or disappeared?

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bold of you to assume there hasn't been an affair for 2 years already.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 29 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

JD had Kirk taken out because he was going to go public with it.

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

That would be a serious downgrade for JD. Usha is a highly accomplished lawyer who graduated top of her class at Yale, clerked for 2 supreme court justices and by all accounts is the brains behind JD Vances rise to power. Erika Kirk was miss Arizona and married to a shitstain.

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Okay, but, and hear me out on this. Erika is white, and that's very valuable to some people

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 15 points 3 days ago

All the Maga people will hear our of that is " Erika Kirk was miss Arizona", that's all they will care about, oh and the other thing.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Pecker wood

There’s a term I haven’t heard in an age!