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[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 243 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Never seen someone so happy to have a dead husband.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 118 points 2 days ago

If you were married to that dipshit you'd be happy too.

[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 65 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 35 points 2 days ago (3 children)

A couch fucker isn't much of an upgrade.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Double dose of pimping and all

[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Baby, I can wait aaalllllll week.

[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's all relative.

vice president couch fucker > propaganda tool couch fucker

[–] ragingHungryPanda@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

when I read "it's all relative," my mind went to the idea that they're cousin fuckers.

[–] WarmSoda@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'd say it's more of a lateral move.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 9 points 2 days ago

It is if you don't actually want them to fuck you.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

look at her dead eyes, she was feeling up vance, and vice versa, found her next meal ticket of a grifter.

[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She’s gonna be sipping some drinks while she watches Peter Thiel bang Vance.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 19 hours ago

i think THiel is into young male models more, he had one before the young bf "defenestrated" from a multistory apartment building last year after becoming distressed over thiels increasing support for the anti-lgbtq+ policies.