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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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This has to be fake. No MAGA idiot is ever this self-aware or coherent.
Weird how libs ignore their culpability in this.
Fuck no. Hoping he dies in a funny humiliating way, I no longer vote. It's bullshit and I don't want to legitimize it.
After j6 they're responsible in exactly the way every cop in the department is responsible for the obviously sex trafficking guy, even if they keep their rape more personal. They monopolize acceptable violence disempowering the rest of us, and instead if using it to stop the fucker use it to protect and insulate him from harm. Also all the legal/organizational/cultural/physical infrastructure they built for this shit. The dems fully built the fascism. All the other team did was paint some bitchin flames¹ on the side and catch the keys they were tossed.
Like imagine if Obama had given snowden a medal and declared the NSA 'over', or that their surveillance programs were over and they sent audit teams to suspect Pd's to cut their shit out. Instead of hunting him down til he got to Russia. Do you think any of this could be happening in that world? Or if he OR biden had curtailed, or just not expanded, ice? Do you think this could have moved as fast?
I love the assumption of 'he' by the way. Fucking libs.
¹cross shaped. Obviously.
Just say "I'm a tankie who didn't vote."
Easy enough.
What does that word mean when you say it?
Bud doing nothing makes you just as culpable. This isn't the defense you think it is and anybody who says "do nothing" isn't thinking that deeply or is lazy.
Thats a pretty telling attempt to change the subject, isn't it?
Fuck you people. Fuck your system of power. Fuck your state. I can cope with a few deranged Nazis, but I'm simply not willing to engage in the co-creation of reality with liberals after their past decade of absolutely inexcusably vile behavior. I understand voting for trump to own the libs, and in fact think it's the only excusable reason.
You fuckers really cannot comprehend how fucking awful your behavior was, or how much everyone on earth very justifiably hates you.
State doesn't need my name and fingerprints on a ballot anyway. If I'm gonna shift the window left, it's not gonna be with votes. Tried that. Just got the libs to... Well, look outside.
No. I have literally never been outside.
Yeah but I didn't think you were asking in good faith so I said some equally silly bullshit to dismiss you.
Government is just one way of coordinating people at scale. This representative stuff where you can't directly represent your own interests has turned out pretty alienating too; maybe it could work without capitalism but IMO you'd have to start fresh on that.
I would recommend you try literally any of the less authoritarian ones. My fav is the open software model, but there are too many good options and most of them fit together, so I look forward to seeing your favorite in action!
Slight warning: society and a lot of common ideas is extremely fit to this shit over the past couple hundred years, so you'll have growing pains as everything you fix¹ breaks other shit,
¹still worth it imo
What the fuck did I say to imply that, officer?
And the Tankie bleets again with moral righteousness and no action. The German tankies did the same thing before Hitler killed them.