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Leo Carpazzi's original lyrics: [Verse 1] I was working in the lab, late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab began to rise And suddenly, to my surprise His trousers dropped right to the floor With his bottom bare, he ran to the door I said, “Frankenstein, what’s gotten into you?” He said “My dick is hard, and I need to screw!”

[Chorus] (He did the fuck) He did the monster fuck (The monster fuck) It was a graveyard fuck (He did the fuck) That monster sucked and fucked (He did the fuck) He did the monster fuck [Verse 2] From my laboratory, I heard quite the racket Deep in the castle, the vampires jacked it The zombies all fucked in the graveyard grass Wolfman wolfed down Frankenstein’s ass

[Chorus] (They did the fuck) They did the monster fuck (The monster fuck) It was a graveyard fuck (They did the fuck) Those monsters sucked and they fucked (They did the fuck) They did the monster fuck

[Verse 3] Oh, the beasts all fucked as the orgy spread Bigfoot gave the Headless Horseman head Swamp Thing jerked off in the castle moat While Dracula gagged from the jizz in his throat The fucking was wet. There was spooge like mad Igor decided to fuck his own dad The Mummy let out a horny moan When Medusa’s bare tits turned his dick stone

[Chorus] (They did the fuck) They did the monster fuck (The monster fuck) It was a graveyard fuck (They did the fuck) Those monsters sucked and fucked (They did the fuck) They did the monster fuck [Verse 4] Oh, but Frankenstein’s bride was the biggest slut Dracula got balls deep in her butt She got titty-fucked by a giant spider Jizz made the streaks in her hair much whiter She fucked every monster; come one, come all Her three holes were filled like a bowling ball And while monsters all fucked his undead bride Frankenstein just jacked off and cried

[Chorus] (Now you should fuck) Now you should monster fuck (The monster fuck) And do the graveyard fuck (The monster fuck) Those monsters sucked and fucked (Now you should fuck) Now you should monster fuck

[Outro] One more time (Now you should fuck) Now you should monster fuck (The monster fuck) And do the graveyard fuck (The monster fuck) Those monsters sucked and they fucked (Now you should fuck) Now you should monster fuck (The monster fuck) Monster Fuck