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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 57 points 4 days ago (3 children)

You can totally pet bears. Once.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 4 days ago

Grizzly Man was able to do it a few times. Until he wasn't.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago

With "bears" being plural, I think it's very possible you score one pet on one bear but do not find time in your remaining days on earth to get your hand(s)/stump(s)/organ(s) into some scritches on the second one.

Therefore I must, with the utmost politeness, disagree with your assertion!

And I just know this is a great metaphor for some manufacturing defect or race condition I've investigated at work, lol.

Speaking of which, in that analogy the "remaining days on earth" would definitely be stored as a double precision floating point and not an integer. I mean obviously, lol.