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I don't fucking know why I can't eject USB hard drives. I installed the SysInternals apps, and best they can tell me is that Dropbox is fucking with the drives. I explicitly told Dropbox to not fuck with USB drives. I don't know who's lying, I just want whoever is fucking with the drives to stop fucking with the drives, OK??? OK.

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[–] umbraroze@piefed.social 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Well, the commands that I presented (sudo, mount, umount, ps, kill, even lsof) are actually just normal commands that you use to do ordinary things on your system to manage account elevation, mounted disk volumes, processes, and running processes. You need to "memorise" them just as much as you need to memorise their counterparts in a Windows system (Run As/Explorer/Explorer Eject/taskmgr) (...what kind of nerd memorises Ctrl+Alt+Esc anyway?).

...except you don't have lsof, you literally need to install SysInternals Process Explorer.

[–] subignition@fedia.io 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hi, I am that nerd, it's Ctrl+Shift+Esc to open taskmgr, actually.

...I hope to be able to develop a similar level of nerd when I switch to Linux soon

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I found learning Linux much more fun, because I didn't have to fight with the computer on every damned thing.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 2 days ago

The advantage of Linux is that it does what you tell it to do; the disadvantage is that it does what you tell it to do.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago

In KDE I just hit meta+esc and it opens up system monitor