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99% of Windows usability issues would be fixed if Windows had the guts to add this button (infosec.pub)
submitted 4 days ago by umbraroze@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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I don't fucking know why I can't eject USB hard drives. I installed the SysInternals apps, and best they can tell me is that Dropbox is fucking with the drives. I explicitly told Dropbox to not fuck with USB drives. I don't know who's lying, I just want whoever is fucking with the drives to stop fucking with the drives, OK??? OK.

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[โ€“] umbraroze@piefed.social 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I've used Process Explorer.

"What file handles are open that match ?"
"Well there's Dropbox now."
"Oh. Again?"
"Dropbox, I think."
"Again."
"Maybe nothing???"
"OK, let's try ejecting now." (It fails again.) "Are you sure no file handles are using this drive?"
"I'm positive."
"Well fuck this then." (Unplug USB)

Now. I said I've used Process Explorer. I didn't say I've used Process Explorer. I wish to be, one day, one of those frightening people who live and breath Process Explorer every day. There's still a long journey to get there, I know.