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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  2. Be nice.
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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 29 points 4 days ago (3 children)

"Get your hand off my penis!

"This is the bloke who got me on the penis before."

[–] rockettaco37@feddit.nu 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?"

[–] Kertyna@feddit.nl 11 points 3 days ago

Ah, I see you know your judo well

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